kumquaticecream:

misanclrist:

the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?

(Source: dumbgay, via kickthepheelstickz)

murjashihaway:

remember: no jokes about jesus on easter. he’s not the kind of guy you’d want to cross.

(via awkward-whovian-bookworm)