Reblog if your penis is perfect.
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
daniel radcliffe looking more like harry potter than when he was harry potter
Planning a story
Actually writing a story
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad